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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series

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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-mike-adams-jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “John Harbaugh looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Ravens, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Ravens organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Ravens edition...Eric Weddle looks like he calls every woman he sees a ‘scurvy wench’ before letting out a loud ‘ha ha harrr’.Joe Flacco looks like a guy who takes out loans for the penny slots.John Harbaugh looks like a guy who asks his son to show him how ‘the G-Mail’ works and then pretends to understand so his son won’t be disappointed in him.Terrell Suggs looks like the member of a street gang on Law & Order who is actually an undercover cop and gets furious when Lenny Brisco blows his cover.Eric Weddle looks like a stunt double for the dudes on Duck Dynasty.Joe Flacco looks like the guy who says “you’re welcome” to a one night stand after a very mediocre evening.Don Martindale looks like his life’s mission is to deny you water.John Brown looks like the bank teller who wears dress shirts and bowties to work everyday, even on casual Friday.Justin Tucker looks like the neighbor who constantly says he should ‘have you for dinner’ but isn’t clear on whether he means to cook *for* you or to cook you.Michael Crabtree looks like Generic Face 9 on Madden 19 player creator.John Harbaugh looks like a small town dentist who gets really angry when you admit that you don’t floss.Alex Collins look like he responds by chuckling and saying ‘nah, dawg’ while smiling when asked if he smokes weed.Joe Flacco looks like the guy your father in law wishes his daughter had married instead of you.Don Martindale looks like a guy who just invested a significant amount of money in a new brake pad division and plans to leave it to his idiot son someday.Marty Mornhinweg looks like a guy who owns a spitoon for more than just antique purposes.John Harbaugh looks like a guy who would sit in the bar seat right next to you at Applebee’s, give you an entire sales pitch while he chews his lunch Color Rush Shaq Thompson Jersey , and leave his business card next to your beer before you even get to order your food.Joe Flacco looks like he wears a leather Harley Davidson jacket to ride his bicycle.Marshall Yanda looks like he has an underground shelter in his backyard with canned beans stacked to the ceiling and says he has it ‘just in case’.Eric Weddle looks like he has an underground fallout shelter in his backyard that he dug by hand.Justin Tucker looks like a bad guy’s sidekick.Hayden Hurst looks like he knows how to cook up a mean haggis.Joe Flacco looks like Andrew Luck’s neckbeard had a midlife crisis.Tony Jefferson looks like he’s very quick to tell you that he’s a small business owner.Hayden Hurst looks like the guy at the gym who drops the weights really loudly after doing a moderately heavy deadlift.John Harbaugh looks like the small town preacher who’s clearly hiding something in a made for tv murder mystery.Marty Mornhinweg looks like a guy who takes the wind in overtime.Eric Weddle looks like a blacksmith who specializes in replicas of medieval swords.Joe Flacco looks like a guy who wears two cell phones on his belt.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss.Big Mad: Kelvin Benjamin isn’t guiltless in Panthers’ split Sour grapes can either make you appreciate and savor the sweetness of success, or they can make the best whine. Former Carolina Panthers wide receiver Kelvin Benjamintook the latter approach as he criticized and bashed his former team in his interview with The Athletic Buffalo’s Tim Graham.At this point, we all know what was said. Benjamin let it be known that then general manager Dave Gettleman made a mistake by giving him his chance in the league when 27 teams wouldn’t in 2014. He made his thoughts about Cam Newton and his quarterback acumen very transparent and candid. There’s quite a bit to dissect here, and you can pretty much pick a spot to begin. So what better place to start than the beginning? First of all, Benjamin’s notion that he was not in a position to succeed in Carolina is a hard sell for me. Benjamin can talk all the smack he wants about the Panthers but it doesn’t change the fact that:The Panthers still gave Benjamin the opportunity to play in the NFL, and it was up to him to maximize it. Benjamin had a solid, productive rookie season, and his ACL injury derailed his second season.As a rookie, Benjamin caught 73 passes for 1 http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-jarius-wright-jersey ,008 yards and nine touchdowns. In that season, he formed a strong bond, rapport, and chemistry with Newton and he was also close to then receivers coach Ricky Proehl.Benjamin thrived “from the get go”. However the ACL injury and aftermath, derailednot only his second season in Charlotte but also his entire Panthers career.In his 2016 return, Benjamin recorded 63 catches for 941 yards and seven touchdowns.However, the ACL injury robbed the receiver of his speed and agility. He struggled with gaining separation from opposing secondaries. He was lax in his route running, and he even wouldn’t use his size to “bully” his coverage. Injuries are inevitable in this game, but it’s up to the player to determine how he responds. The recovery process is just as mental as it is physical, and I wonder what was Benjamin’s thought process while he was rehabbing. I wonder if he thought that if he’d only followed the directions of his personal and team doctors regarding the physical process of rehab that he’d return to his previous form. I wonder if Benjamin thought about what kind of player he would turn into post-injury. If I were betting woman Youth Greg Olsen Jersey , I’d bet a stack that Benjamin didn’t. And that would be the easiest $1,000 I made in a while.See, Benjamin probably thought and expected to return to his rookie year form and became frustrated when he didn't. Benjamin couldn’t adapt his game. Granted, the injury took away his burst to gain proper separation. However, Benjamin could have ran sharper and crisper routes. He could have used his size better post injury. But again he didn’t, and weight issues added even more challenges.While the ACL injury was an unfortunate factor in the demise of the relationship between Benjamin and the Panthers, it’s not the problem nor is it the fault of the team that he could not take better care of his body as far as maintaining a decent playing weight goes. It’s not the fault of the team that Benjamin could not (or would not) adapt his game post-injury and mesh with the team. Those conditions were all on Benjamin. As far as Newton and his accuracy issues go, I’m also willing to bet Newton would have completed more passes had Benjamin made the catches he was supposed to make. There were catches that ricocheted off of Benjamin’s hands that were right between his No. 13.There were routine over the shoulder catches he couldn’t hold on to. Was Benjamin complaining about Newton’s accuracy and IQ on this play?Look how the Lions’ Darius Slay had Benjamin jammed on the left sideline. It was little to no separation between the two but Newton still managed to fire the ball over Slay and into Benjamin’s hands. And you know the worst part? Newton was named NFL MVP, and lead the Panthers to a 15-1 regular season record and an NFC Championship—WITHOUT Benjamin. In that season, Newton completed nearly 60 percent of his passes and had the highest QB rating of his career at 99.4. Newton had Ted Ginn Jr. posting a career high in touchdowns (10) and 739 yards off of 44 catches for example. In the following year Youth Ryan Kalil Jersey , Ginn surpassed his yardage (752) and receptions (54) from 2015. Greg Olsen flourishes and thrives with Newton. Before his injury last season, Olsen posted three consecutive 1,000 yard seasons. No other Tight End in the history of the NFL has done this. Not Shannon Sharpe. Not Tony Gonzalesor Ozzie Newsome. No one. Not one. Olsen gives all the credit to Newton. “I’ve told him a lot that he’s the best thing that’s happened to my career.” he shared in a recent interview. “Coming here has been the best eight years of my career and obviously he’s a big part of that.”While Benjamin’s words about Newton received most of the headlines, another accusation has not only gone unnoticed but could be the crux and the bottom line of the vitriol of the Athletic piece. “I felt like I was on a team that didn’t believe in me no more,” Benjamin told Graham.With what transpired between Benjamin and the Panthers, could it be that Benjamin didn’t believe that much in himself post injury that he came to camp out of shape and became lax in his routes and unreliable with his catches?Those questions are something that Benjamin must answer. If he answers those questionsin Thursday’s match up though remains to be seen.

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